A USCP Reunion Special: The Results

Davy:  Thank’s Matt.

 

Axe: I am unsatisfied waiting for Pippy or Dead  Very Much Alive Davy, you Neither Tori (Pippy) or I will not win, I Davy will, you will lick my Davy’s edit-war-winning boots  Flip-Flops as you bow down to the supreme edit overlord, AXE .

Wick: I declare the USCP is in a state of crisis-the first time in two years.  This unkown deleter decided to join our edit war, thats ok, an edit war we will give!  I will still remain the clear victor despite our invisible opponent.  Just try to  keep up!

Axe: We are under attack! This has turned from a mere war of the who-has-the-most-edits to a war to SAVE the edits, we must unite, and then backstab!

Wick: Most of our dear edits are gone!  It appears this edit war will be more difficult to win than I thought.  There is a sabatoger among us.  We have reason to suspect everyone, and only the dead are above suspicion!  We have to build our way up again, oh my. By the way this is the third day of the war.

Axe: What happened to all the edits D:

Pippy: nuu stop making me feel bad!! I already felt bad that you guys stayed up hoping to see a huge turnout! What happened to mah edit D; and I’m on my iPod WP so I don’t have a color. Sorry I’m suuuuuuch a bit*h ;(
Davy: Sorry Kurama I don’t know how to change the colur so for now, we’re colour twins . Pippy, you should think a lot about the edit below your first edit because I deprieved myself of sleep in hope I would talk to my bestest friend in the whole wide world (you) who I haven’t spoken to in about two years…and then I go on and it’s just those two losers winners who I talk to anyway. I thought we could repair our special bond Pippy, but you let me down… and now I’m sad (and slightly frightened I just watched Insidious you see and the end…well I won’t ruin it for those who haven’t seen it). Anyway I hope your happy Pippy because I’m going beat up my neighbour’s son because of you, it’s all on you when a poor 6 year old is in hospital dying of nose failure because someone (you) made someone else (me) sad. Anyway, nice chatting to you Lolz. Changed it for you Davy!

Kurama: I’m so happy everyone is here again. I noticed nobody changed. This makes me so happy. Wicket is such an awesome guy, a inspiration for the human race. Sayanora everyone. Cant wait for the next reunion.

Wiki: I’m sorry Pippy D:, i saw that you were on too. We will get more organized for next time, its no problem. It’s also Davy’s turn to make an edit. Come on Davy, the dentist isn’t that long.

Pippy: Lmao, far from a squabble, I’ll say! xD And Axeh, if you manage to find me, that is a possibility. Just throw me in a closet with Adam Levine, will ya ;3? And IDK either, Wick, but damn you! Your edit removed mine after I hit update D: and yeah with CP Clones!! Most of my fun was also contained there:3

Wiki: I dont remember what edit color i had, but im liking this orange right now. I still talk to Kurama and Kurama would like to see everyone again, he is a fiest fellow though if I do say so myself. I think we will have another reunion in September, this time we will annoy some other chat and talk about the old times. Maybe even Fresca or Nate will pop in? I was also thinking of having a joint reunion with the CP Clones; do you remember the hours of fun we had there Axe?

Axe: It was truly amazing, Zachoriah, and you two; stob squabbling, we’re doing this again and we’re doing it right, it will have a time that suits all and if someone doesn’t make it so help me I will set KURAMA on all ‘yo asses, you don’t want to see that. Besides, the BP thing was rather funny, I thought, and Davy, you did an excellent job at pissing off some people with no lives, truly commendable, I think we should have a medal just for that, really:D Shame you couldn’t make it Pippy, we’ll get this sorted out and do it right, and if you two fight, I’m going to find you, strip you both naked and throw you in a closet together and lock the door.(Apologies for the odd layout of this edit, it’s not letting me create a space between mine and Pippy’s, so if someone could please do that for me and delete this bit, I’d be grateful)

Pippy: I’m surprised you managed to hold a decent conversation with yourself at 4 in the morning, Davy. This isn’t a “Oh you dumba**, I couldn’t F***ING make the time I put” post. This is a “read before you post” post. I’m not mad, just frustrated. I really don’t think anything about the edit below, as you, Davy, can get a bit crazy. I do hope we can do this again, since I couldn’t make it do to last-minute schedule changes. Good day to everyone.

Davy’s Not-Sarcastic-At-All Edit (Read this slowly) : Well, what can I say Zach, this was the biggest success in USCP history, thank you all for coming, it was a blast. You all made such an effort to come, it’s not like only three people came or anything, no everyone came, in fact, two people from Europe came even though it was 2-3 o’clock in their countries, yup, what a success, the effort put in was fantastic. Jeez, imagine only three people came, that would have been awful, imagine only Zach, Davy and Matt came, the three people who talk on Facebook anyway and two of which live in the Europe where it was 2-3 o’clock in the morning there. (Matt and Davy). That would’ve been a darn shame. “But Mr. Davy, isn’t that what happened?”. “No little boy, everyone came as I previously stated, pay attention child!”. “Sorry Sir”. Anyway thanks everyone for coming and maybe we’ll have another, hopefully it will be as sucessful as the last. Anyway Good-Bye guys and enjoy the rest of your day, (you meanies). What!? Who said that!? Ahh forget it. So anyway Bye-Bye, thanks for coming and stay in school I suppose.

We exchanged laughs, memories, even jokes. It was a wonder of an event, pure magic in the eyes of humans. Here are highlights of the spectacular night only to be beaten by Christmas:

-Axe is running for congress.

- A bonfire for Nate at Pippy’s house.

- My private jet with a dentist.

- Visiting the Cp Clones

- Visiting the Black Panthers of Cp for Aeris

- Davy causing trouble there.

I hope we can have another reunion real soon.

Signed, Wicket1235